Lesbians Must Have Three Breasts and Five Ovaries

by La Shawn on 06.21.04

in Lunacy

This is so stupid. And I don’t use the word lightly and try to avoid it, but this is really stupid. The Lesbian Health Research Center claims:

The health care status and needs of lesbians, bisexual women, and transgendered individuals remain largely unstudied by researchers of women’s health and aging.

What — please enlighten me — is unique about the female homosexual’s anatomy? Maybe I’m missing something. The only clue I get from the web site is the inclusion of “transgendered individuals.” That, I understand.

The “transgendered” person is either a man who’s had surgery to remove his genitalia and is now calling himself “she” or a woman who’s had…who’s added…removed…whatever.

I found the site through this article. Check this out:

When a lesbian does make an initial visit to a gynecologist, the doctor often assumes the patient is heterosexual and asks what birth control method she uses.

“That puts you off right to begin with,” said Dr. Marion Kavanaugh-Lynch, vice president of the Lesbian Health Fund. “It shouldn’t be up to a patient to correct an assumption – the assumption shouldn’t be made in the first place.”

Such encounters compel lesbians to decide on the spot whether to disclose their sexual orientation. “Every time you face that situation, you ask yourself, ‘How will this person react?’” Kavanaugh-Lynch said.

This is so stupid. First of all, a gynecologist (excuse me, guys) will not ask what type of birth control you use until it’s determined whether you use birth control.

Attention homosexual women: If your doctor asks if you use birth control, tell him the same thing I tell a new doctor who asks the question: “No. I’m not married.” That’ll blow his mind!

What a retro attitude! Yeah, living this Christian life is really retro, isn’t it?

What is it with America? This pampered country has so much material wealth that we have an overabundance of leisure. Instead of struggling to survive day to day or experiencing any real sense of danger in the world, we have people cashing in on the age-old poor-oppressed-me-look-at-me-give-me-stuff con game, ranging from an outfit like BAMN, who considers America a “sham” because there are poor people (who have cable TV and air conditioners) to a “lesbian health center” catering to men who cut off their private parts. Great Caesar’s ghost!

Wake me up when it’s over.

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