Comments on: Memo To White Conservatives

By: j. Greg

j. Greg — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 21:59:02 +0000

Girl you better speak the truth! Don’t be triflin and lie. You outta get you money and run! Never look back like a slave running from the plantation.

By: weaselteeth.com

weaselteeth.com — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:39:21 +0000

It’s all Whitey’s fault
Lock this thought in from the start. La Shawn Barber, now in the District of Columbia, is one of the brightest, best writers out there on the internet. A contributor to Town Hall and other publications, she is also a…

By: Ken Summers

Ken Summers — Wed, 08 Sep 2004 22:14:09 +0000

ALRIGHT I GET THE POINT! I’ll have a lackey cut a check immediately.

Jeez, you miss one monthly payment…

By: Beau

Beau — Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:30:31 +0000

Kiki,

Me, kiss & tell? Never!!

Ciao…………..(SMILE)

Uh, Alien Intruder,

You said “Thank goodness I swallowed my pop”? I could not possibly reply to that knowing my fertile, twisted mind.

Some things are simply better off not said, so I shall save that thought for my next confession. Baaaaad boy!! Bad!!!

See you on another planet, dude.

By: Kiki B.

Kiki B. — Sun, 15 Aug 2004 08:05:42 +0000

Oops! I think I got in trouble, or maybe Beau got me in trouble. Did you tattle?

By: alienintruder

alienintruder — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 20:30:17 +0000

Maybe it’s a good thing I don’t make it here all that often – SCSIwuzzy and beau: you’re killing me here! Thank goodness I swallowed my pop before I got to your CRACWHIP comments!

james wilson – don’t you know us white guys aren’t allowed to be hyphenated? Keep that up and we may have to take away your membership card.

-Wayne

By: Beau

Beau — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 15:59:47 +0000

I’m in…….YES!!! Thank you very much for your monetary support. I shall be a Ventriloquist Dummy Supreme, long as them welfare checks is clearin, dawg – 1st & the 15th. I respectfully ask that you PLEASE don’t be late.

As far as Senorita McGreevey in NJ, I must defer to a something I read many years ago. Was at my girlfriends house prior to our full-time cohabitation, and had forgotten my deodorant.

Therefore, in order to not be a stinky boy, I was forced to use her Secret deodorant, which – by the way – smells pretty good. Hmm….does that make me a girly man? You be quiet.

Anyway, I was like “Yo, this some some good stuff Lillian!!”, then proceeded to read the lable. It said:

STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN – BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN.

I’m just sayin….I ain wanna take no mo cheap shots at da brotha. You feelin me? (Better quit while I’m ahead.)

Goodbye, Sir. And thank you for your support.

By: SCSIwuzzy

SCSIwuzzy — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 15:31:10 +0000

Beau,
We at CRACWHIP inc would like to thank you for your time and application. You card, signing bonus and asbestos suit are en route now.
And for the gratuitous crack on our crooked Govenor. I mean, for years I said her was crooked and should get bent, but I didn’t think he’d take it so far as to give up being straight altogether…

By: I love Jet Noise

I love Jet Noise — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 14:45:29 +0000

Can’t Take Your Eye Off ‘Em For A Second…
MEMO TO: La Shawn FROM: VRWC SUBJECT: Reduction in Pay Ms. Barber: an issue regarding your job performance has come to our attention. Apparently you have forgotten Clause 4(a) in your employment contract which reads, in part: Pawns of VRWC

By: mk

mk — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 13:22:30 +0000

All joking aside, you’re on the front lines. May God bless you in your difficult and important ministry.

By: Beau

Beau — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 12:45:03 +0000

Dear Sir or Madam SCSIwuzzy,

You might as well send me my $50,000 signing bonus and membership card right now. Not only am I am man of imPECCABLE taste in clothing, women, and fragrance, but I far exceed your minimum qualifications. To wit, the answer to the each question:

1) Is you crazy? Or shall I say, have you lost your mind? I’m as white as Joseph C. Phillips, as black as Magic Johnson, or his protege Tim Hardaway. I can butcher me some english if I need to communicate with real black people. I aint neva lied.

2) Not only do I know the Jeffersons theme, I also know IT, the Flip Wilson Show theme, AND Sanford & Son…….in spanish. Also, when I was an 8 year old 3rd grader @ Our Lady of Good Council in Brooklyn, I went to the Ed Sullivan Show……..TWICE!!! Sat front row, both times.

3) Strings, thank you very much. What am I, the Governor of New Jersey? But thanks for the offer…….that was mighty white of you.

4) My body is roughly the equivalent of a track athlete, a sprinter (drug free) or any of the smaller NFL cornerbacks, wide recievers, running backs. More specifically, I have GREAT LEGS. Calves to die for….NBA Player Ray Allen calves – straight gangsta. (Was that black or what?) Quads are nothin to sneeze at either.) Gimme that bowtie & pink pumps.

5) Meth & Red? Black trash, white trash, trash is trash. And as I always say, pouring loads of Aunt Jemima on it DON’T make it pancakes.

So, in closing………send me my money & quit playin. And the membership/ATM card, too, ‘fore I have to bust you up……..KIDDING!!

That was my angry negro personification. Just a little extra to entice the selection commitee, as clearly I am the cream of the crop. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
-

By: kilabe

kilabe — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 08:57:22 +0000

All right, how much is this gonna cost me to make it go away?

By: Kiki B.

Kiki B. — Fri, 13 Aug 2004 05:14:39 +0000

<---------------Part of the Vast White Right-Wing Conspiracy. As a matter of fact, I'm so much a part of it, who do you think set up Clinton and Monica??

BTW, ROFL SCSI. I'm glad you're on your toes and making Beau fill out an application. Make sure he's the right one for the job. ;-)

By: Russ

Russ — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 21:08:18 +0000

Ironic accusations considering that rich white guy George Soros is pouring money into Barach Obama’s campaign for Senate. Black Democrats know the real money is – liberal white guilt (though they don’t want to admit the puppet strings involved in those connections).

By: SCSIwuzzy

SCSIwuzzy — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:23:20 +0000

(Sorry LaShawn for the upcoming use of the P-word on your site)
Beau,
Since we at CRACWHIP Inc (Conservative RAcist Christian WHIte People) are a non-quota, merit based employer, a few questions before we consider your application to become a thrall to our pimpage:
1). Can you speak both ebonic/street/jive and midwestern broadcast standard english? (any good lackey must be able to blend into phone calls with either the pimpmassas and the unsuspecting masses. A requirment for calling in to talk radio or Err-Amerika)
2). Do you know all of the words to the theme from the Jeffersons? (it is well known that we at CRACWHIP Inc can only relate to black folks through the lense of TV sitcoms created by P****WHIPPED Inc [Progessive Unrealistic SocialiSt WHIte PeoPlE, Democrats] in Hollywood)
3). Since you have expressed an interest in being our puppet, would you prefer to be manipulated by strings from above, or proctologically from behind? (We recomend the former. While latter may be more fun for some members of our group, as we are one big log cabin here, the extra cost of rubber gloves and health insurance isn’t worth it in most cases)
4). Do you look good in heals, fishnet stockings and a boa? (we take out pimping image seriously)
5). Finally, are you willing and able to explain the point of MethodMan and Red to us? (in turn, we will try to explain some of the white trashy program that shares FOX TV with them, like the Simple Life)
Again, we wish to thank you for interest in future servitude, and we encourage you to recomend us to any other persons of color that may also have an interest in being oppressed.
Sincerely, CRACWHIP Inc.