Hillary Clinton Collapses

by La Shawn on January 31, 2005

in General

Drudge has posted the flashing siren. I don’t want her to be president or vice-president of the United States, but I hope she’s OK.

Update: Hillary’s OK. Stomach virus. Rush says she was probably dizzy from the 180 degree turn she made on abortion last week. :)

More on her “faint scare.”

{ 18 comments }

Michael E. Cummins 01.31.05 at 1:20 pm

I heard about it listening to the Tammy Bruce show. I hope she is okay as well.

Lornkanaga 01.31.05 at 1:41 pm

I glad she’s okay and don’t wish her ill either, LaShawn. However, I do want to see her run in 2008. We managed to disgrace Kerry–perhaps we can do the same to Hillary. ;^)

mj 01.31.05 at 2:06 pm

I’ve been praying to God that He will have mercy on us and not let her be our leader. But that doesn’t mean I don’t pray for her.

Mark 01.31.05 at 3:30 pm

Darn I was ready to break out in song, ” Ding dong the …Ooops,

Mark

Andy 01.31.05 at 3:39 pm

Man that’s cold ;)

Renee 01.31.05 at 5:03 pm

Rush’s comment is classic.

SCSIwuzzy 01.31.05 at 5:30 pm

I was surprised that FOX/AP news listed her as the first lady senator, not first lady turned senator, etc.

Ray Phelps 01.31.05 at 7:06 pm

My snarky comment went something like this:

SHe must have been exhausted after that move to the center, considering how far she had to travel from the left. ;)

Rey 01.31.05 at 8:23 pm

“Rush says she was probably dizzy from the 180 degree turn she made on abortion last week. :)

Funniest. Comment. Of. The. Week.

StephenL 01.31.05 at 10:59 pm

“Rush says she was probably dizzy from the 180 degree turn she made on abortion last week. ”

I’m glad she is okay. However she didn’t make a 180 turn she really made a 360!

Beau 02.01.05 at 8:15 am

See!? I knew it would catch up with her!!! God don’t like ugly.

She’d been lyin so doggone much, of late, that her nose grew twice the length of Pinocchio’s……..and destroyed her equilibrium.
She then fell & busted her thick ankles trying to move to the political center.

If she could only lie like her non-sex-having, non “officially” cheating husband.

(Hello, Blogggies!!!)

sharon 02.01.05 at 9:29 am

I fainted once when I was pregnant. Yikes – banish the though of another Clinton child entering the world. Yikes banish the thought of Hillary & Bi….nevermind….

SCSIwuzzy 02.01.05 at 9:32 am

Beau!
I was afraid you were eaten by the trolls.
As for your theory… if I wasn’t a gentlemen, I’d suggest that any force derived from the length of the nose would be counterbalance by the size and mass of her tuckus. Luckily, I am not that gentleman.
I think she just noticed that the world is moving on, and the vertigo got to her.

Beau 02.01.05 at 12:28 pm

G’day Mate (What up, Wuzz!!??),

I’m still hangin in there, Bro, though with not as much time for political & current event saracasm as in the past.

It’s all good, though….I’m still the Hillary, Boxer, Jackson-Lee, and Waters’ worst nightmare. Along with Secretary Rice, of course, as I’d had enough of Mr. Liberal R.I.N.O himself, General Powell. Wonder who wears the pants in his household?? I digress.

What I wanted to clarify was this – concerning the Clinton Theory of Counterbalance. Lemme break it down scientifically.

If Hillary was the first BLACK black first lady – like Billy Boy was the 1st black president of these great United States…..the heffa woulda never fell over face first. I’m tellin you, dawg!!

This would be largely due to the leveling effect “junk in da trunk” science, as most black & hispanic women – such as Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce’ Knowles – are able to stand upright regardless of any possible frontal weight imbalance.

Peer-reviewed studies have been conducted. Want proof? Ever see Debbie Allen of “Fame” fame (and A Different World) fall over? Thank you.

Ciao, Homie. And, my condolences on the Eagles demise this weekend…….they’re goin down, son. (SMILE)

ratso ferrari 02.01.05 at 1:10 pm

She probably just realized she voted to confirm Condi Rice secretary of state and future president of the United States.

NO FOOL IN PA 02.01.05 at 7:40 pm

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW NOBODY CAN GET JEZEBEL’S AND AHAZ NAMES RIGHT! THEY KEEP CALLING THEM HILLARY & BILL!!!

Andy 02.01.05 at 8:39 pm

BEAU !!! At least you ain’t lost your wit. 8)

It just so happened when scrolling down, I stopped about halfway thru your comment and thot to myself, “ain’t but one dawg doing a cHillary smackdown like that… Has got to be Beau!!”

Gotta tell ya, when I seen her picture yesterday, I had to right-click zoom-in on her and still didn’t believe it was her, even tho the caption said so. She was transmorgafied into something alien like. Know what I mean? ;)

Anyhoo, do try to entertain us here on da Corner a little more often. Take care bro.

SCSIwuzzy 02.02.05 at 10:57 am

Beau, Beau, Beau,
The Eagles will rise to the challenge. They may be the strongest team in the weak NFC, but even the sports pundits are starting to come around. This will not be a walk in the park for the Pats.
And Mit Romney (sp?)… makes me ashamed to be a Republican. Won’t do the traditional bet of food to the other teams guv. Afraid of a cheesesteak? Granted, when Kerry came to town, he didn’t know how to eat one… they ran radio ads here making fun of his faux pas. Mass. blue-bloods.
Anyway, don’t worry LB, no more Eagles talk from me here… after THIS
$20 bucks, Beau. Loser pays into the winners charity, or LB’s tip jar. Luckily I know neither of us would ask that the money go to a UN charity :)

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