Comments on: Hillary Clinton Collapses

By: SCSIwuzzy

SCSIwuzzy — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 15:57:58 +0000

Beau, Beau, Beau,
The Eagles will rise to the challenge. They may be the strongest team in the weak NFC, but even the sports pundits are starting to come around. This will not be a walk in the park for the Pats.
And Mit Romney (sp?)… makes me ashamed to be a Republican. Won’t do the traditional bet of food to the other teams guv. Afraid of a cheesesteak? Granted, when Kerry came to town, he didn’t know how to eat one… they ran radio ads here making fun of his faux pas. Mass. blue-bloods.
Anyway, don’t worry LB, no more Eagles talk from me here… after THIS
$20 bucks, Beau. Loser pays into the winners charity, or LB’s tip jar. Luckily I know neither of us would ask that the money go to a UN charity

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 01:39:17 +0000

BEAU !!! At least you ain’t lost your wit.

It just so happened when scrolling down, I stopped about halfway thru your comment and thot to myself, “ain’t but one dawg doing a cHillary smackdown like that… Has got to be Beau!!”

Gotta tell ya, when I seen her picture yesterday, I had to right-click zoom-in on her and still didn’t believe it was her, even tho the caption said so. She was transmorgafied into something alien like. Know what I mean?

Anyhoo, do try to entertain us here on da Corner a little more often. Take care bro.

By: NO FOOL IN PA

NO FOOL IN PA — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:40:06 +0000

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW NOBODY CAN GET JEZEBEL’S AND AHAZ NAMES RIGHT! THEY KEEP CALLING THEM HILLARY & BILL!!!

By: ratso ferrari

ratso ferrari — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 18:10:44 +0000

She probably just realized she voted to confirm Condi Rice secretary of state and future president of the United States.

By: Beau

Beau — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:28:07 +0000

G’day Mate (What up, Wuzz!!??),

I’m still hangin in there, Bro, though with not as much time for political & current event saracasm as in the past.

It’s all good, though….I’m still the Hillary, Boxer, Jackson-Lee, and Waters’ worst nightmare. Along with Secretary Rice, of course, as I’d had enough of Mr. Liberal R.I.N.O himself, General Powell. Wonder who wears the pants in his household?? I digress.

What I wanted to clarify was this – concerning the Clinton Theory of Counterbalance. Lemme break it down scientifically.

If Hillary was the first BLACK black first lady – like Billy Boy was the 1st black president of these great United States…..the heffa woulda never fell over face first. I’m tellin you, dawg!!

This would be largely due to the leveling effect “junk in da trunk” science, as most black & hispanic women – such as Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce’ Knowles – are able to stand upright regardless of any possible frontal weight imbalance.

Peer-reviewed studies have been conducted. Want proof? Ever see Debbie Allen of “Fame” fame (and A Different World) fall over? Thank you.

Ciao, Homie. And, my condolences on the Eagles demise this weekend…….they’re goin down, son. (SMILE)

By: SCSIwuzzy

SCSIwuzzy — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 14:32:26 +0000

Beau!
I was afraid you were eaten by the trolls.
As for your theory… if I wasn’t a gentlemen, I’d suggest that any force derived from the length of the nose would be counterbalance by the size and mass of her tuckus. Luckily, I am not that gentleman.
I think she just noticed that the world is moving on, and the vertigo got to her.

By: sharon

sharon — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 14:29:14 +0000

I fainted once when I was pregnant. Yikes – banish the though of another Clinton child entering the world. Yikes banish the thought of Hillary & Bi….nevermind….

By: Beau

Beau — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 13:15:52 +0000

See!? I knew it would catch up with her!!! God don’t like ugly.

She’d been lyin so doggone much, of late, that her nose grew twice the length of Pinocchio’s……..and destroyed her equilibrium.
She then fell & busted her thick ankles trying to move to the political center.

If she could only lie like her non-sex-having, non “officially” cheating husband.

(Hello, Blogggies!!!)

By: StephenL

StephenL — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:59:02 +0000

“Rush says she was probably dizzy from the 180 degree turn she made on abortion last week. ”

I’m glad she is okay. However she didn’t make a 180 turn she really made a 360!

By: Rey

Rey — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 01:23:29 +0000

“Rush says she was probably dizzy from the 180 degree turn she made on abortion last week. ”

Funniest. Comment. Of. The. Week.

By: Ray Phelps

Ray Phelps — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:06:12 +0000

My snarky comment went something like this:

SHe must have been exhausted after that move to the center, considering how far she had to travel from the left.

By: SCSIwuzzy

SCSIwuzzy — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:30:36 +0000

I was surprised that FOX/AP news listed her as the first lady senator, not first lady turned senator, etc.

By: Renee

Renee — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:03:45 +0000

Rush’s comment is classic.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:39:48 +0000

Man that’s cold

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:30:48 +0000

Darn I was ready to break out in song, ” Ding dong the …Ooops,

Mark