Update II (8/27): NEVERMIND!
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Did you hear about these idiots plotting to bump off Barack Obama?
A couple of meth heads – Tharin Gartrell, Nathan Johnson – and two others planned to shoot our future president with rifles “from a high vantage point.”
Sounds like somebody’s been watching too much TV.
On Sunday, the cops pulled over Gartrell for driving “in an erratic manner” and found camouflage clothing, walkie-talkies, wigs, a bulletproof vest, a spotting scope, drivers’ licenses, and 44 grams of methamphetamine.
I don’t condone murder. Murder by any other name is still murder, whether it’s slaughtering the unborn or assassinating a political figure. But what were these goofballs thinking?
So you hate Barack Obama and perhaps all black people. Sounds like a personal problem to me. In your hatred, your brilliant idea is to assassinate him, which will turn him into a martyr. If he dies, it’s poison in the veins for you. (The ultimate rush, eh?) If he doesn’t die, off to prison you go. You’ll be vilified and locked up for the rest of your bound-to-be-short lives enduring daily rape by the kind of men you hate. Or, if you’re lucky, you’re raped and killed the first day. Nice plan, fellas.
Just say no to drugs!
Unrelated Update: What happened to Townhall? Yuck. I like Ann Coulter and all, but kind of ad-heavy, don’t you think? It’ll probably sell a lot of books, though.
Hey, maybe my future publisher will come up with the same idea. Then some blogger can say, “Yuck. I like La Shawn Barber and all, but…”
